traps of the internet 1. reading about productivity instead of being productive 2. arguing with strangers on the internet 3. letting push notifications push you around 4. confusing being "chronically online" with progress 5. bookmarking tweets you'll never go back to 6. following people who make you feel worse about your life 7. scheduling "sync calls" when async would do 8. getting addicted to the dopamine of announcing things instead of making them 9. not figuring out what your focus music is 10. forgetting the internet is supposed to be a tool, not a home 11. calculating your runway instead of extending it 12. waiting for product-market fit to find you 13. checking your email, slack and thinking you've done work 14. pulling to refresh like it's breathing 15. calling revenue ARR when it's not 16. giving up on ads because "it doesn't work for me" when you've only tried a couple formats 17. making fun of people who try on the internet 18. having a "link in bio" with 7 links 19. DMing "mind if I pick your brain?" 20. emojis everywhere 21. taking this beautiful internet thing for granted