🚨🇺🇸ALLIGATOR ALCATRAZ NEARS LAUNCH - AND YES, THERE ARE GATORS (SORT OF) Alligator Alcatraz is set to open in 2 days, aiming to detain thousands of undocumented migrants right next to runways primed for deportation flights. Homeland Security even teased it with a viral AI image of ICE-hat-wearing gators, because apparently the optics of detention centers weren’t spicy enough already. The facility’s stark tents and high security have critics warning of a dystopian deportation machine, while supporters call it streamlined border control. Either way, America’s newest immigration hub might be the only place where the “watchdogs” could theoretically bite your leg off. Source: EricLDaugh, DHS