My next chapter: > Hostile takeover of Better Business Bureau > Move past reviews. Add a tips hotline. > Add a counter-surveillance team > Scam scammers > Build media empire on "To Catch A Scammer" content > Add paramilitary tactical response team > Capture scammers, frauds, cronies > Rent them to kids birthday parties for dunk tanks, rides, and human piñatas > Business is now better > Thanks Bureau