🚨 BREAKING: In another stunning embarrassment for Gavin Newsom, the Chairman of Bed Bath & Beyond announces they will NOT open any retail stores in California. "We're taking a stand because it's time for common sense." The reasoning: - High taxes - High fees - Forced, unsustainable wages "California has created one of the most overregulated, expensive, and risky environments for businesses in America." The Chairman said, "We will have stores in almost every other state." Rumor has it, Gavin Newsom's team is currently plugging this press release into ChatGPT and asking for a Trump Imitation response as a coping mechanism. @GovPressOffice