Every journo is like "umm fact check: DC is safe" and then the top comment is like "Last week I was robbed at gunpoint by a gang of 30-50 feral babies and then the cops showed up and HELPED the babies rob me and said if I told anyone they would shoot me and then the babies told me I had to give them my paycheck for the next 20 years and they took my wife as collateral. It was a Sunday morning."