Tired of pretending Mr. Beast is one of the good guys. Everything he does is some form of “I paid people to do something completely retarded and degrading in exchange for money!” Weapons-grade video slop designed to melt kids’ brains and destroy human dignity. Deeply sinister.

I’m hesitant to post this, because I have several friends who know him in real life and have nothing but positive things to say. Offline, he seems like a great guy. But tens of millions of kids watch his hyper-addictive jump-cut videos, and they’re consuming and adopting a completely warped sense of human behavior.