I don't care if this makes me look like a loser: I spent $2500 testing every top-rated sauce, spice, and snack on Amazon. Then I had dozens of people compare them. I wanted to find the best of the best for when I BBQ. Behold the winners after 3 years (!) of testing:

Best salsa—far better than Tostitos:

Most incredibly flavorful generic hot sauce. Pairs with everything:

Best tea—exploding with ginger/lemon flavor and no additives:

Best protein bar. Crazy addictive, low sugar, great mouthfeel:

Best Teriyaki sauce (we tried many):

Best mass-manufactured chocolate dessert:

Best oatmeal bar. People describe this one as "like a drug":

Best sriracha. Everyone finds this better than the Huy Fong one (which is still great)

Best salt for meat and veggies:

And now for the ultimate. The winner of winners. The thing that makes people go crazy. EVERYONE comments on how great this is:

I'm not really sure why I just posted this to Twitter. But there you go. Oh and I did this for my dog's treats too 😂 The winner there was this: Good ‘n’ Fun Triple Flavor Kabobs Say hi to my orange poodle